Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Find Your Perfect Job Courtesy of Laura D!


Yep, that's right, click the link above and it's Laura D to the rescue!
Now go take that quiz and let the world know your new profession! 
WARNING: RESULTS MAY ANNOY YOU

Monday, April 07, 2014

My Day In Pictures

 There I am. Hello you!

 A sleepy Chino.

 An origami heart I made using ladybird origami paper.
...because I attempted to make the ladybird but...let's say it died...
actually it was never born. It got aborted, as it were.

 Did some writing! Yay!

 It was 30c here today so I opted for a blue slush puppy ice pole!
Love those slush puppys.

And we finish with a packet of hula hoops. 
Thanks for watching, we'll see you next time,
here on "Things Laura Did to Prevent Boredom".

Friday, April 04, 2014

The Yoyo - A Confiscated Item

I think every school in the world has banned yoyo's at some point. I have a theory that yoyos exist in a time warp, popping out every so often pretending to be a brand new toy. And to children they are. They were new to me before being promptly banned by all the teachers. But it makes you think, they were probably new to people back in World War 2 as well. That is...before the Sergeant banned 'em. Effin Sergeants. Always banning the stuff we like.

In conclusion, the yoyo is a very devious toy. Claiming to be new and hip, then laughing at us when we get in trouble, only to jump back into the protection of their time warp. Effin yoyos.

Thursday, April 03, 2014

Twitter Interview #27 with @destroy_robots

 Our 27th interview is with the very cool
@destroy_robots!
Spoiler alert: he'd actually
not like us to destroy any robots as they're pretty cool.
Read on for more shocking developments!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?
I am happy to do it, however if I was forced, I wouldn't say so obviously, or I might not like the consequences!

State your name and purpose:
Nick. My purpose is to live, and love.

The Simpsons, King of the Hill or Futurama?
Futurama without a doubt. It has lots of robots in it, and despite my twitter handle, I personally think robots are pretty cool.

You just won a years supply! But of what?
Free wishes. However if that wasn't possible, beer.

Kelloggs are getting tired of Tony the Tiger and his huge ego. They ask you to come up with a new mascot for them. What's your mascot's name and species?

I think Kellogs should dump Tony and go for someone younger. Tony's huge ego is only the result of royalties which have paid for his mansion, where he lives the typical rich animal lifestyle, snorting sugar off a deer's bosom.

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
I'd have a go at Super Mario, any of the games I guess. Sure stomping on enemies is effective, but has Mario ever tried talking to them in a civilised manner? Perhaps the Goombas are very reasonable, and eager to listen to facts about their boss, Bowser. Not sure about a board game.

You receive a message to come to a secret location, at a secret time. You are told no more than this. What do you do, given that they did not specify the location or time? Also, who sent that message?
I would do nothing. Maybe check a map for a place called "Secret Location".


Complete the Sentence:

My face often looks like... death

Cats are the worst at... cooking

I'd like rainbows better if... they were brighter

My kitchen always contains... me eating

The best bet is... not to gamble


Would You Rather...


Spend an hour being
A) Confused
B) Curious
C) Delirious

Curious wouldn't be that bad, especially if you know its only for an hour.

For a week eat only
A) Fruit
B) Vegetables
C) Cereal

Fruit. Done it before.

Call a toilet
A) The john
B) The loo
C) The lavatory
D) W.C
E) The bog
F) Eff off, it's called a toilet!

g- the dunny! (I am an Aussie after all)

Star in
A) A cowboy movie
B) A sci-fi movie
C) A super hero movie

B or C would be fine, hard to pick. I love Sci-Fi, but then I'd love to be in a super hero movie. C.

Wear
A) A tie as a belt and a belt as a tie, for a day
B) A bowtie, bowler hat and monocle for a month

B. Definitely B.

Draw a picture of yourself with your sidekick "Mr Banana". Be as detailed as you wish.

 Now head over to @destroy_robots and follow him! Do it now!

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Twitter Interview #26 with @Pat_Jey_Booth

 Today's interview is with the very funny
and very cool @Pat_Jey_Booth!
Yaaaaay!

Are you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it against your will?
I'm always happy to participate in anything!

State your name and purpose:
Patrick, and to making jokes so bad that they stop being bad.

If you could swap brains with any animal, which animal would it be?
A cat. I'd live the most relaxing life and then mess with humans to confuse them.

You just won a years supply! But of what?
Bacon! but the real question is whats a years supply of bacon? 9 tons? That still might not be enough!

You are yourself at 10 years old. I've travelled back in time to give you $50 to spend as you wish. What does 10 year old you buy?
Save it to help pay for Super Nintendo games. Those games where like $70!

If you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
Silent Hill. I'd then regret that idea in every way as soon as it happens.

You have the opportunity to kick a clown right in the butt. Do you take advantage of this opportunity? And do you say anything as you do it?
Nope! I'm far to scared of clowns. The fear of what might happen to me if I did anything would stop me every time.


Complete the Sentence:

The best crime is...using the word 'bacon' in canadian bacon.

I have more than five...3DSes

Monkeys really should...start wearing pants.

My fridge doesn't contain a...perpetual motion machine...oh wait it does!

Back in the day...Kevin Bacon was in movies and not on TV.



Would You Rather...

Go on a date with
A) Wilma Flintstone
B) Daisy Duck
C) Bugs Bunny dressed up as a woman

Wilma. She's the only none anthropomorphic animal and I'd rather have to fight Fred then Donold.

Get
A) A pie in the face
B) A static shock from your tv
C) A popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth

A static shock. A pie to the face is such a terrible waste of pie and popcorn is terrible!

Own
A) Rocks
B) Paper
C) Scissors

Paper. I always need paper.

Have the jumping ability of
A) A kangaroo
B) A bunny rabbit
C) Neither, I would not like to jump

Bunny! its called a bunny hop for a reason!

Lose
A) Your keys
B) Your phone
C) Your marbles

My Marbles. It be Marble maddness!!!

Draw a picture of yourself as a spaceman. Be as detailed as you wish.


Now go follow him @Pat_Jey_Booth!

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Twitter Interview #25 - Re-Interview with @Sonicfan00715

 That's right everyone! The Twitter Interview series is back....with AVENGENCE!
Today's interview is actually a Re-Interview with the
wonderful @Sonicfan00715
(Read his first interview HERE)

Are you happy to participate in this re-interview or are you doing it against your will?
I'm very happy to participate in this re-interview of course, there is pizza in front of me so I definitely can't say no :D

Are you a happier person since participating in the Twitter Interview series? (Hint: The answer is YES)
YES! I am :D I spin dashed for joy since I'm participating in the interview series

You just won ANOTHER years supply! But of what?
Fruit gushers :D

If you could only play 3 games for an entire year. What would they be?
Sonic 3 & knuckles, crash bandicoot & spyro :D

You are youself at 6 yrs old. What would your perfect meal and dessert be?
Pizza & ice cream :D but then I'd probably regret it hours later from the major stomach ache I would have.

Cartoons! Which cartoon has the best theme song? And which has the worst?
The best cartoon theme song definitely has to be Ducktales & I can't really think of a bad cartoon theme song there are alot of good ones haha xD

An elderly man approaches you thinking you are his grandson, do you go along with it just in case he will give you money?
I go along with it & say hug me grandpa in my best eric cartman voice


Complete the Sentence:

The best weather is... cold weather since you get to dress warm :D

I often spill... water

My computer desk always... seems dirty

The silliest things are... silly putty

Monkeys like bananas. But turtles like... pizza cowabunga!


Would You Rather...

Skip
A) Breakfast
B) Lunch
C) To my lou

C definitely C

Have to
A) Take a big sniff of a very smelly shoe
B) Put your hand into a slimy garbage bag
C) Rinse your mouth with mouthwash someone else has already use

I'd definitely do A because it seems the least disgusting

Have dinner with
A) Sonic
B) Tails
C) Knuckles
D) Robotnik

Definitely sonic cuz he's the fastest thing aliiiiiive!

On Christmas Eve, take on the role of
A) Santa
B) A reindeer of your choice
C) An elf

Santa

Please explain your choice: Because I'd get to bring billions of presents to all the good boys & girls of the world & bring them happiness & cheer with my reindeer & say ho ho ho! & be jolly & wear a really cool red suit :D with a white beard, then I'd make captain crunch dress up as santa & give everyone a lifetime supply of christmas crunch berries :)

Draw a picture of yourself as the answer to the last question. Be as detailed as you wish.



Follow him on Twitter for video game related chatter
as well as everything 90s! - @Sonicfan00715