Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Fishy Fish

I've heard tons of Americans, say the following sentence...

"I don't like fish that's too fishy."

And every single time I think...WHAT!

That's like saying "I don't like hotdogs that are too hotdoggy" or "I don't like comedy that's too funny".

Bizarre. Anyway, go on with your day, chaps!

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Top Ten Failed Nickelodeon Reboots

10. Hey Arnold Schwarzenegger
9. CatDogPigHorse
8. Inspector Budget
7. Bugrats
6. Aaaaaa! No Monsters!
5. Ren and Stumpy
4. BotanyBob SquarePlants
3. Amiable Beavers
2. Kenan and Kelly Osbourne
1. Sabrina the Middle Aged Witch

Thank you and goodnight.

(Kudos to Bud for helping out)

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Gardening Catalogues Are Fun

At last!! I've always wanted to confuse cats, and now I CAN!

I need to get the hamster union on the phone. This is clearly copyright infringement of the famous hamster ball. Tut tut tut.

  
This guy ain't taking none-a your sh**.

 And I leave you with this lovely lady, who is apparently departing a morgue.

Good day.

....I said GOOD DAY!

Sunday, June 08, 2014

"X-Men: Days Of Future Past" Review

I ate a very tasty sandwich during this movie...

...oh! Also, Picard floats about on a wee mad wheelchair.

Thus, concludes my review of "X-Men: Darts of Future Farts" (original title, by the way)

I give that sandwich: 7/10

Sunday, June 01, 2014

Birthday Presents Galore

Let's see the presents by category, shall we?

CUDDLYS:
"Flat Eric"
"Little Cousin Scampi"
BOOKS:



DVD'S:


SWEETIES:



GAMES:



HELLO KITTY:


And last but not least, I got a hamster!! She doesn't have a name yet but look how cute she is..


Paying her respects to Chino, of course.

I made out well on this birthday for sure! I even got a birthday card with a monkey on it...WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?!

Saturday, May 31, 2014

My Birthday Tomorrow!!!


Very excite!! And to celebrate this occasion I have decided to list some FANTASTIC things that happened the year I was born. So without any further adooooooo...


FANTASTIC THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 1987

  • U.S. President Ronald Reagan undergoes prostate surgery (See I told you this would be a good list!)
  • Canada introduces a one dollar coin, nicknamed the "Loonie".
  • World population is estimated to have reached five billion people. (Jeez oh, 2 billion people have been born since I've been alive)
  • The second Star Trek TV series The Next Generation premieres in syndication. (Yay!)
  • The Simpsons cartoon first appears as a series of shorts on The Tracey Ullman Show.
  • Microsoft releases Windows 2.0.
  • Michael Jackson releases his hit album Bad.
  • Thomas Knoll and John Knoll develop the first version of Photoshop.
  • The first Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Mainland China opens in Beijing.