Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Autumnal Poem

The time is now Autumn
Leaves gather at tree bottom
The buttock of the tree
Always brings us such glee

Buttocks, bottom, patootie
Rearend, rump or booty
This poem's turned quite fruity
So I hope you are not snooty

Clocks soon to change their tune
But that won't bother the moon
He'll soon appear quite mean
23 days til Halloween!

By Laura D

Tuesday, October 06, 2015

Fork In Bush

Yep, this is the kind of innuendo gold the internet has been missing in my absence.

Monday, October 05, 2015

Laura D's Triumphant Return!

Welcome to my triumphant return to the Blogosphere!*

Jeez oh, *blows on blog* it's dustier around here a Donald Trump hair joke. Does that make any sense? No? Well that's the reason I'm back, I don't feel there is nearly enough nonsense on the internet. It's in need of my input.

Let's celebrate this blog revival with my favourite type of post...random bullet points!

  • This morning I had a spider on my trousers....AND I WAS WEARING THEM AT THE TIME!! There was no one home and that was probably for the best as I caused quite the scene. Effin' spiders.
  • I think the guy in the Weetabix advert is a masochist. Have you seen him? The guy that does that dance over and over? Watch the end of that advert carefully. He's eating Weetabix dry!! No milk, not heated up, nothing!
  • I've become addicted to Scooby Doo. I dunno how this happened. Clearly I wasn't paying attention and it snuck in somehow. He's coursing through my veins. I can't get enough. I'm jonesing for my next Scooby snack, as it were. I'm itchy. Mad itchy. I'm seeing ants. I can't wait to see the brand new "Be Cool, Scooby Doo". And you better believe I'll review it right here.
  • There's a little boy in my house, his name is Hamilton and he is very hairy. You'll hear more from/about him in future posts, stay tuned!
  • I'm adamant that Robert Llewellyn should do more frequent Periscopes. There's nothing more relaxing than having a nice cup of tea and listening to him talk Red Dwarf and electric cars. ...oh and staring up his nose.
  • It's 25 days til Halloween!!
Thanks for joining me, folkaroos! It feels fantastic to be back!

*Triumphant returns to Youtube and Twitter will occur at a later date.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Place Ya Bets Now!

A total of maybe 4 hours of sleep in 54 hours. We will now take bets on how long til my psychotic break!

Winner gets a years supply of invisible friends! (Drop Dead Fred not included. Refunds will not be given for Namby Pambys)

Monday, September 08, 2014

Disney Princesses Question

Why isn't Nala considered a Disney Princess?? Is it cause she's a lion?! THIS AIN'T FAIR.

Let's start a petition!!

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

I'm A Bespectacled Fellow Now

Yes! Since I haven't mentioned it yet, I got my first ever pair of (real not prop) glasses. So now I can pretend to be smart and all.