Monday, January 23, 2017

For Bud "The Morning Stovies"

"THE MORNING STOVIES" 

Frost litters the car park
Cold demanding heat
A distant dog "bark bark"
He'll take his morning stovies

I don't know which part is the Stovie
But he knows
Yes, he knows
Which part is the Stovie

I don't know Stovie from Stevie
I think it's the mince...or potato
Or does it have mince?!!
Woah

He'll take those morning Stovies now.

By Laura D

Sunday, August 07, 2016

The New Lion King

I was recently treated to a live reenactment of The Lion King. Starring Brutus and Arnie!


Kittens are fun.

Wednesday, August 03, 2016

RIP Minnie

Minnie the Kitten


My little princess fought hard.

She spent her last moments in my arms, lifting her tiny shaking head and letting out some final, quiet, croaking meows before lowering her head and taking one more breath. ...a few heartbeats later and she was gone.

I cut up one of my cardigans to create a soft pillow for her to lie on. Covered it in a red satin sheet. And placed it (and her) in a metal box.


The box reads,
"All dressed up for dreaming"

A rose upon her grave.

As we buried her I played this exact version of Everybody Wants To Be A Cat on my phone...



Cali then visited her girl...


Monday, July 25, 2016

"Star Trek Beyond" Review

ABSOLUTELY NO SPOILERS EDITION!

This is a movie about spacemen. Things happen with the spacemen. Then the spacemen do things.

Score?
I like this movie. I give it 3 bourbon creams and a black jelly baby!


Okay, I'm off to experience bij.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

From the Bud and D Vault: Laura D's Report Card

I've been going through many of my notebooks of late. I came across one page that Bud wrote to me and thought I'd share...

No.19        Date 17.10.11

Laura shows promise in skills such as
  • Monkeying around
  • Voice impressions
  • Stealing crisps (particularly S + Vinegar)
  • Swearing
  • Chewing + talking (simultaneous)
  • Reading lists
In these regards Laura is a good pupil.

Well done!

(Then he drew a smiley face and tick)

If You Point A Camera At Me, I Will End Up Doing Something Weird

Yes. I am sucking the rabbit's brains out with a crazy straw.