Sunday, January 24, 2016

Blood Thieves - A Poem


If you can keep your blood
When all around
Are losing theirs
Then you're a better man than me

Ugghhh...I'm gonna fai--

by Laura D

Friday, January 01, 2016

Welcome to a New Year!

2016! A brand new, sparkly clean year. Ready to be muddied up with all sorts of crazy new memories. Hopefully good ones, like making mud pie, or perhaps Button Soup...but I'd need a button...and some onion...and it'd taste better with a carrot.

Bud and I watched Sherlock: The Abominable Bride. The sight of Tim McInnery and a woman in a white gown and veil had us worried that my "Strange Case Of Sherlock Holmes and Arthur Conan Doyle" photo would pop up! Alas...no. The BBC does own the rights though so I wouldn't be surprised if it pops up somewhere, sometime.

Sincerely,
The Abominable D.

Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Planes, Airtrains and Automoplanes

Recently I had a 3 plane connecting flight, that means I was in 4 different countries in less than 24 hours. Very confusing for your brain, by the way. Thinking you're in one country when you're in another, thinking it's bedtime when it's 11am. Anyhoo, I figure it'd be interesting to show you the difference between various countries from above. So without further Abu...


 San Francisco, USA
Ain't those mountains pretty? They probably have a name but I dunno what it is.
I'm gonna say....the Franny Mounties.

 Frankfurt, Germany.
My first ever time in Germany! And a security guy there thought I was German.
Strange, as all the years I've spent in America, not once did anyone think I was American.
A child? Sure, all the time. (heightist!!)

 London, England.
Over a golf course apparently. No idea which golf course, of course.
I'm gonna say...Nodnol Golf Course.

 Glasgow, Scotland.
Yep, one look at the sky tells you where you are.

And just in case you were still confused about where you are. Lovely Scottish rain lets you know.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

9 Days Til Halloween: Gettin in the Spirit

 BEWARE of Witchy D.
She watches MSNBC. hey that rhymes!


 Fangs the Black Cat
I met this guy today, good guy.

I want all of the following please!!




Mmm, monkey nuts with a hint of rat. Yum!

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Laura D's Top Master System Tunes #1

Wonder Boy 3: The Dragon's Trap "It's a Treasure Box"




I feel this song is very underrated! It's what I imagine plays at some sort of pirate casino. Everyone going around on their peg legs and betting up a storm on the roulette wheel.

And here's a cool rockin' out version, enjoy chaps!


Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Autumnal Poem



The time is now Autumn
Leaves gather at tree bottom
The buttock of the tree
Always brings us such glee

Buttocks, bottom, patootie
Rearend, rump or booty
This poem's turned quite fruity
So I hope you are not snooty

Clocks soon to change their tune
But that won't bother the moon
He'll soon appear quite mean
23 days til Halloween!

By Laura D