My 3rd Twitter interview is with the nicest person on Twitter EVER @gamesbloke He's always a good laugh and you'll never grow tired of his tweets. He's the perfect blend of seriousness, quirkiness and humour. So you better get following, lest you miss out!!
Are
you happy to participate in this interview or are you doing it
against your will?
I
am happy joy joy and I love answering questions. I feel like I am on
a talkshow so I feel well famous!
State
your name and purpose:
Stephen
R Turner. To be mildly amusing and ‘that’ guy you forget the name
of but smile about occasionally
What
is the best hour of the day and why?
11am
because I can think about lunch while I eat a snack.
You
just won a years supply! But of what?
Can
I have six months worth of Rusks and six months of hugs??
Re-incarnation!
Which animal would you like to come back as, which animal would you
NOT like to come back as? Also, which inanimate object?
Dog.
I could go for runs, get petted to death and eat leftovers with
people smiling instead of frowning as I enjoy them. Most cats I know
are pretty arrogant so not a cat. I want to be a rubber band. I could
be useful and fun all in one pliable package!
What
would the least threatening "death threat" letter say?
I
am gonna cover you up in jam and have a hamster tickle it off you.
What's
up Doc?
*feels
non-pointy ears and looks for carrot* Er.... *looks to floor*
A
moth keeps flying around your chest area. It's annoying you and you
ask what it's doing. The moth says it's trying to get to the
beautiful light you have in your heart. Do you now feel bad for being
annoyed?
Nope.
I would hit the moth with realism: “I can appreciate what your
saying but you flap about near my heart, you could extinguish all
light there permanently” I’d watch it start to get tearful then I
would hug it softly, smile then tell the moth to run along and go
find ONLY energy saving bulbs. Environment and all that!!
If
you could spend the day traveling through a real life version of a
game, which game would you choose? (Video and/or Board game)
Shenmue.
Even the unhelpful/ignorant/rude/psychotic killer people are kind.
Everyone knows something or nothing. Buses run on time. Forklifting
is an awesomely rich career choice plus I get to have a large
collection of small toys in my slacks without funny looks.
Books!
Yay or nay?
Hell
yay! You don’t just read a book, you smell it, you feel its
texture. Turning pages gives satisfaction that e-readers can’t.
You
are yourself at 10 years old. You can enter any tv show and interact
with them, which tv show would you choose?
Crystal
Maze – Christmas Kids Special. I could meet Richard O’Brien and
ask him who is tailor is. Plus I could hug him and thank him for
giving me the ability to time warp myself to happiness. Time and
again!
Complete
the sentence:
My
kitchen doesn't include... utensils. EVER.
Old
games hardly ever... let me down. They just keep on giving.
I
have only one... dream: To wine and dine a lady and show her that
fairy tales have their place in the modern age.
Twitter
needs... more random musical skits and more girls that like Ys
The
best type of person is... someone who can give me a backrub and/or
play Sega Saturn with me without been confused.
Would
you rather...
Spend
a week
A)
Looking after Honey Boo Boo
B)
Trying to calm down Justin Bieber fans
C)
With a pack of murderous clowns < would go through the least
amount of emotions. Just fear.
By
a jury of your peers, be named
A)
Craziest Mofo on the planet < planet feels bigger. I am crazy so
its an achieveable goal.
B)
Ultimate Ninja Superstar
C)
Fastest Gunslinger in the West, East, North AND South
Be
A)
Itchy for an hour
B)
Tired for a whole day < I love sleep because I dream very
elaborate and beautiful dreams. I should take a pen and pad with me
to bed.
C)
Too excited that you can't sleep for a week, then tired for a whole
day
Go
3 days without
A)
Twitter
B)
Snack foods
C)
Smiling < hurts my face to smile sometimes I tend to pull my face
cheeks wrong so this would help rest my face.
D)
Cocaine
Be
told you are lovely by
A)
David Cameron
B)
No one < The other two would have an agenda.
C)
A cocaine dealer
Draw
a picture of yourself either flying or falling. Be as detailed as you
wish.
What more can I say? The drawing says it all! And you can really tell he loved being interviewed, so head on over to his Twitter @gamesbloke
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